Data produced from inducing Patient 169b into hallucinations for the 1998 tests of endotriglyceratonin, an experimental compound used to remove delirium tremens from soldiers still suffering from Post-War syndrome.
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Patient 158b
30 mg endtroglyceratonin
3 minute monologue
Transcribed by Dr. Leo Mendes, M.D.
they're on a weed spaceship
weed doctor haunted by weed past
A.W. (after weed) 2047
DMX, not lawrence fishburn
gravitational bubbleator
weed palace and rampant marijuana growth
trapped without lighter
swamp thing made of weed and weed blood hash oil
WEED HELL
weed death = dead weed plants were everywhere
resurrect the weed paradise?
all of their weed nightmares start becoming real = no weed anywhere!
they find a video of people getting annihilated by weed
oh shit this place is fucked up we need to get out of here
sam o'niell putting holes through people and smoking weed out through them
DMX realizes he needs to kill sam o'niell
so sam o'niell takes a broken bong and smashes it through DMX' head
Sam o'niell sucks his brains out and mashes a bowl into his brain cavity
he packs the bowl full of VESTIBULUM RUTRUM weed
he smokes it through his skull
then a huge weed plant bursts out of his stomach as he writhes in agony
hot stoner chick finds herself being cryogenically frozen in a bubbling vat of liquid THC
she breaks out and at first she thinks she has been caught by the police
but then she snaps out of it and realizes that someone is handing her non-weed event horizon-weed to smoke
that someone in not a person
that weed was not handed by a hand
Space shark careens into the hull of the event horizon, rocking the chick out of her fucking mind
The space shark turns around and eats the event horizon and the black hole
Endlessly patrolling the universe, smelling for prey
Saturday, February 6, 2010
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