12 Tips on How to Avoid Space Shark Attacks

Here's How:

1. Adjust your clock to synchronize with gravitational time delation.
2. Float or jetsurf only with fellow explorers, and don’t move too far away from planetary orbit.
3. Stay out of dark matter space at dawn, dusk, and night, when some species of space sharks may move into galatical orbit to feed.
4. Do not enter the deep space if you have open wounds or are bleeding in any way. Space sharks can detect blood, THC and body fluids in extremely small concentrations.
5. Avoid murky space, spaceship harbor entrances, quantum aeroportals, binary pulsars, areas near comet stream mouths (especially after heavy astroid rains), UFO channels, or steep drop offs (black holes). These types of deep space are known to be frequented by space sharks.
6. DO wear high-contrast clothing and shiny jewelry. Space sharks are freightened by sharp contrast and excessive wealth.
7. Refrain from radical spacetime-splashing; keep astropets, which float erratically, out of deep space. Space sharks are known to be attracted to such activity.
8. Avoid shifts in inertial reference frames (unless it's an absolute reference frame).
9. Do not enter deep space if space sharks are known to be present, and leave the space quickly and calmly if one is sighted. Do not use rocket fire to provoke or harass a space shark, even it is a relatively small one.
10. If particlefish or turtlemasses start to behave erratically, leave the space. Be alert to the presence of space dolphins, as they are prey for some large space sharks.
11. Remove speared particlefish from the space or tow them a safe distance behind you. Do not float near explorers particlefishing or spearparticlefishing (especially along the X-axis). Stay away from dead animals in the space.
12. Float or jetsurf in orbit patrolled by lightguards, and follow their advice.